Oliver News

So the snow bug got me last week and I booked a trip to Canada for some more snow boarding and skiing. Mary was reluctant to make another snow trip so soon, but when I started shopping for more clothes, well I guess that changed her mind. Some would call this bribery, but if you’ve ever been married you know that it’s just part of the deal. Why fight it? Use this information to make life easier. Shopping always helps you get what you want with your wife, sometimes it just means you have to shop for more expensive stuff.

Anyway, she wants to be bionic woman, or at least that’s the new coat that she picked out, I wanted her to get the red but she choose the new age blue, which should be pretty on her too. We decided to get some clothes that were unusual and versatile (one of my favorite ways of getting what I want and getting her more interested in the shopping) - so I surfed over to North Face and we found all kinds of cool stuff - perhaps I will talk into more than one snow trip before the season is over. I got some new pants and she got a new coat. This is how to keep you relationships smooth. We both got what we wanted, and we’ll be doing it again.

Well there’s a story here - and you can read it at livesceince - I had seen this synopsis at yahoo. I have my quick spin on it though. Very simple.

If you have money, a nice car, nice clothes, nice house, good job, or even just a fat pension or regular royalty check - you can find a hot girl out there somewhere who wants security and is willing to give up on the losers out there no matter how good looking they are or how long they spend at the gym.

Just make sure you get a DNA test if she gets knocked up, I have seen some studies that show a woman will seek better gens once she has established a secure nest.